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THE WANG REPORT · MORNING EDITION
Tuesday, August 25, 2026
CL
Chinese engineers this week broke Usain Bolt's sprint record. The runner had no pulse, no lungs, and no contract with Puma. It ran anyway. Somewhere a talent agent is relieved humanoid robots haven't discovered the signing bonus. Give it time.-- CL
MB
The banking authority is fine, Iran has new sanctions on it, and Canada's trade talks are dead. A drone strike killed three people, with no clear chain of accountability for the decision. Notice the pattern in the institutional stories: authorities call their own decisions inevitable, right up until 95% of Wang Fuk owners had to actually vote to make one so.-- MB
MBSanctions, trade blowups, and killer drones share a headline today, while Hong Kong quietly banks $37 billion in IPOs, proof that markets have found peace with chaos long before diplomats do.